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Pro Rugby player vs Yumemaru! Bad commentator king finals!
It's already the finals without a break!
Yay!
The finals are fast!
So we're going to the finals right away.
Can we go a little further?
What?
Some people will watch from the finals.
What do you say about bad commentators?
No, it's because I'm bad at it.
But you're definitely a bad commentator king.
People who see Tokai On Air for the first time will be surprised.
What?
I think it's different from what I've heard and talked about.
I think it's rare for people who don't know much about this bad commentator king's passion.
I think there are people like WBC who don't know about baseball.
What do you say about me?
You're the best.
Are you excited about every sports bar?
No, I'm not.
It was sports.
I've heard of it, but for those of you who haven't seen it, I'll give you a brief explanation.
It's a battle to decide who is the worst commentator.
From now on, you'll be divided into two teams.
It doesn't have much to do with you guys fighting.
We'll split up in the middle and form a team on the right and left.
From now on, you'll make a VTR of 30 to 50 seconds.
It doesn't have to be meaningful.
Either the dream of the finalist or the professional rugby player will broadcast the VTR.
The other two teams will listen to only the live broadcast and reproduce what kind of video it was.
If you're very good at live broadcasting, you'll be able to get almost the same video.
We'll multiply it by the VTR reproduction AI and see how many times it was reproduced.
I see.
It's detailed.
That's how it is.
Is there anyone else who wants to ask something?
Not at all.
Safely.
Let's make two VTRs in a row.
Of course, if the other team sees it, it can be reproduced.
You two can go to the hot spring.
Is it okay for you to go to the hot spring today?
If it's about Hakone, it's okay.
It's too frozen.
It's 23 o'clock.
Ouch!
I've been hitting you all the time.
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I've been angry all the time.
Have you been hitting me all the time?
I've been hitting you all the time.
I'm really sorry.
You're really late.
You said you'd be here before 9 o'clock.
I was told that the shooting would start at 9 o'clock.
If the shooting starts at 9 o'clock, I thought I shouldn't be here at 9 o'clock.
So I came here about 8:40.
It's 9 o'clock now.
I've been waiting for two hours.
We weren't born for two hours.
We are digital.
I see.
Because we are DX.
DX?
Ouch!
By the way, Mr. Iwasa, I'm married.
What? What? This? This? What is this?
This video? It doesn't matter at all.
Serious punishment.
I just had a report.
I didn't say that.
You didn't say that. Congratulations!
Thank you very much.
By the way, Satohki.
Well, well.
Now, the final round! Are you ready?
Final round?
It's a final.
Did I win?
If it's the final round, I'd like to win.
Oh, I see.
So let's get started.
I'm going to show you two videos now.
Please tell me in an easy-to-understand way so that I can make a video properly.
But we'll offer you a little difficult one to disrupt it.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Let's go with the first one.
Yes, I see.
Don't turn off the sound.
Yes, I understand.
Here's the first one.
Yes, I see.
Yes.
Wow, it doesn't look like it's going to be easy.
As expected of the finalists.
The real thing.
Let's do it.
Make sure you don't make any noise.
Yes.
The real thing.
Go ahead.
Yes.
Start.
Well, the shooting studio is here.
And Tetsuya Tokaiwa is dribbling from here.
At the soccer ball.
The black part of the soccer ball is Tokaiwa's color, six colors.
And he's doing something like a basketball dribble with it in his hand.
And a basketball came in from the side, now.
And he's doing two like this.
And he free throws the soccer ball.
And then Shibayu appears in this rumble game.
And he's holding it and dribbling.
And at the end of the game, Tetsuya is doing this "?" mark.
If you say "like this," it won't be transmitted.
It's a comment.
Oh, I see.
I feel like I've said "like this" many times.
It was completely intertwined.
As expected of the finalists.
They're great players.
Let's watch the first part of the video.
He's doing something like a basketball dribble with it in his hand.
I did it!
That's all!
Wait a minute!
Let's get started!
Wait! Wait!
Ready...
Start!
Tetsuya jumps here...
And Shibayu comes out of there!
And...
To the desk level...
And Shibayu does this...
And...
Tetsuya does a limbo dance...
And...
Shibayu runs out of there...
And...
He chases after Tetsuya...
And...
He runs out of there with that limbo...
And he crosses the goal line!
Tetsuya wins!
However...
Shibayu takes this video...
Cut! Cut! Cut!
What's this comma?
Go forward like this and then!
A UFO came out!
A UFO!
That's a UFO's victory!
The end!
How is it?
You're a genius! Really!
First of all, the shot is already here.
I didn't say that!
I didn't say "here"!
And about "kosakudansu"...
It's a conspiracy!
Oh, it's a conspiracy!
I didn't say "kosakudansu"!
And so...
The final match of "jikkyouhetao"...
It's only "jikkyouhetao"!
That's the final match.
The final match of "jikkyouhetao"...
It's a comeback!
Huh?
It's a comeback!
Now, Mr. Yumehara, who is making a comeback...
How do you feel about the final match?
The final match?
It's the final match.
Oh!
I'll do my best!
Oh, you're fast!
And now...
It's "kakkakushikajika"!
And now...
For the first video...
Oh, okay!
Please watch it first!
Okay!
Here it is!
Well, well, well...
Let's go!
Okay, live broadcast!
Ready, start!
Now! From above Jenga Tower!
UFO! A couple of UFOs are flying like UFOs!
And! Uh, what is this?
Uh, passing under the armpits of people dressed like Kabuki!
And! They're walking! They're passing in between!
UFOs are flying! UFOs are flying! UFOs are flying!
UFOs are flying!
Whoa! They landed in a heliport where Jenga came out!
Huh, UFOs?
Oh, I see!
Sometimes I thought they were good...
Whoa!
I thought they were good...
Yeah.
Sometimes I thought they said crazy things.
Yeah.
It may be a little tough to win this time.
Huh? Oh, really?
Yeah.
What?!
Okay, now for the second video!
Please watch it first!
Okay!
*laughs*
Let's get started!
Ready, action!
He's standing on the desk and doing some warm up exercises!
And next to the desk, there's an average size and a pipe chair!
And at the tip of the chair, there's a moving chair with a caster attached!
What's going to happen?
He's swinging with his right leg and rotating on the average size!
What's he going to do next?
Oh, he's lying on the side!
He's sitting on the pipe chair and the other side of the pipe chair!
He's doing a pose!
Oh, he's sitting on the pipe chair and...
He's holding a soccer ball and doing a "hara nishi"!
What's he doing? Hara nishi!
Oh, he's jumping!
*laughs*
I knew you'd say something like that.
But I said "hara nishi" just now.
I've never said "hara nishi" in a video like this before.
I don't know who said what.
I don't know what "hara nishi" is.
I've never said "hara nishi" in a video like this before.
We're done with the "bad commentators" final "bad commentators" part!
We're going to do a commercial now!
OH MY GOD!
GOD, THAT'S TANSOBARO FUSUBARO!
This is Sobero?
*singing*
KENTOMO!
It's okay, Masa-san isn't here.
*laughs*
Yumemaru didn't do too well this time.
Oh, really?
Does that mean I'm okay?
If you're bad, you might lose in the finals.
Okay, let's hear it.
Let's start with the first one.
*singing*
Oh!
This is easy to understand!
I wanted you to teach me how to put my legs together.
Kabuki...
I don't know what you were wearing back then.
Can we listen to another one?
Let's listen to it.
Okay.
Huh?!
What?!
It's a soccer ball!
Haranishi appears?!
Fujiwara's?!
And Ievan's pose!
Fujiwara's Haranishi!
After listening to this song, we'll make a reenactment of it.
Okay, good luck!
Okay!
Pluralruby has quite a high score.
Oh!
I'm looking forward to it!
Please listen to it!
Okay!
Here we go!
First one!
*singing*
Hey!
You can't say "I'm doing this" in a live stream!
*singing*
It's a fusion kamui!
Fusion...
Huh?!
Isn't it this?
Huh?!
Is that a kamui?!
You took it from the other side, didn't you?
That's crazy!
That's too crazy!
What are you doing?!
Umm...
Wait, wait, wait!
Umm...
It's summer, but it's okay to win!
Okay, good luck with the video!
Okay!
Well, Mr. Yumemaru, thank you for your hard work!
Oh, I see, I see.
Good job!
It was a final match against a tough rival like rugby players, but...
How was it, Mr. Yumemaru? The response of this competition, or rather...
I'm not confident, but I think we can fight.
So, the video we made because of Mr. Yumemaru's poor commentary is...
First of all, here it is.
Here!
Now! From above the general tower, UFOs! Cup noodles UFOs are flying like UFOs!
And...
What is this?
It passes under the armpit of a person dressed like Kabuki!
And it passes between the legs!
UFOs are flying! UFOs are flying! UFOs are flying!
Oh! It lands in a heliport made of jenga!
Nothing is flying.
I see.
Nothing is flying.
Various laughter. Various laughter.
Yes.
By the way, you two...
Well, you two, three of you, right?
Yes.
What did you think of this?
Oh, oh, oh...
Hey!
Well, it's exactly the same, isn't it?
We're just doing what we say.
This is all we have.
This is what it actually is.
Yes.
Well, you two, please tell me.
Yes.
This is the official video.
Now! From above the general tower, UFOs! Cup noodles UFOs are flying like UFOs!
Huh? What is that?
It passes under the armpit of a person dressed like Kabuki!
- And then! - But, but, but...
- The UFO passes under the armpit of a person dressed like Kabuki! - It's pretty well-made.
And it lands on the heliport!
- Wow! - Isn't it pretty good?
- Yeah, it's pretty good.
You know, Kabuki and Kanado were pretty well-made.
I thought it was amazing that they were well-made.
- I don't know what to say about this pose. - Yeah, it's hard.
- Yeah.
- We've seen both of their VTRs! - Yeah!
91.0000!
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's amazing!
- Isn't it good? - It's a pretty low score.
- Yeah, that's a shame. - Yeah.
- 91.0000... - It's pretty well-made, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's pretty well-made. - Yeah, it was pretty good.
We're closing in on that.
- So, one step further, Kanta! - We're finally doing it!
- 4 is pretty good, right? - Yeah, I think it's pretty good.
- Yeah, we did it! - Yeah, let's start with the shorter one.
- Okay! - Let's do it.
- Yeah! - Go ahead!
This is the studio for filming.
Toyotomi and Tetsuya are dribbling from this side.
It's a soccer ball.
The black part of the soccer ball is colored in six colors.
They're holding it in their hands and dribbling it like a basketball.
A basketball comes in from the side.
They're doing it like this.
They're playing soccer ball.
And then Shibayu...
He appears in this basketball game.
He's holding it in his hands and dribbling it.
And Tetsuya is doing this "?" mark.
- I see. - Yeah.
- You said "like this" and "like this," right? - Yeah.
- We said "like this" and "like this," right? - Yeah, we said "like this."
- I didn't know it was this simple. - Huh?
- Did you hear it live? - No, we didn't hear it live.
- We heard it live in a precious way. - That was...
...the hottest place in Japan.
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Here's what we saw live.
- This is the studio. - Oh, it's over there.
- Tokai and Tetsuya are dribbling this soccer ball. - It's over there.
- Yeah, it's a secret.
- The black part of the soccer ball is colored in six colors. - Oh, it was over there.
- They're holding it in their hands and dribbling it like a basketball. - Oh, "like this."
- A basketball comes in from the side.
- They're doing it like this. - Oh, "like this."
- They're free-throwing the soccer ball. - Oh, it's fast!
- Then Shibayu appears in this rumble game... - Oh, wow!
- They're holding it in their hands and dribbling it like a basketball. - Oh, wow!
- And it's over. Tetsuya is holding it like a basketball. - Oh, wow!
- Tetsuya is holding it like a basketball. - Oh, wow!
- The dribbling of a basketball and a soccer ball... - Oh, wow!
- We didn't know what kind of dribbling they were doing. - Yeah, we didn't know.
- We gave up on everything that was hard to explain.
- We have the scores now! - Okay!
- The combined score of the two VTRs is...
- 54.000000!
- We don't need that much. - It's amazing how small it is.
- And with that...
- Yumemura-san has been given a pretty good lead. - That's true! - Alright!
And now for the second half! We're going to have a bit of a longer live stream.
First, we have a preview of Yumemura-san and Yumemura- san's live stream.
Alright, they're standing on a desk and doing some warm-up exercises!
And next to the desk, there's an average size and a pipe chair lying around!
And at the center of that is... Oh! A moving chair with a caster attached!
What's going to happen? What's going to happen? Oh!
They're doing one rotation with their right foot and rotating over the average size!
What's going to happen next? Oh! They're lying on their side!
They're sitting on top of a pipe chair and doing an upside-down pipe chair pose!
Oh! They're sitting on top of a pipe chair and... Oh my!
They're holding a soccer ball in their stomachs!
- What's going on?! - They're holding a soccer ball in their stomachs!
- What's going on?! - It's a tie!
- Alright! - Alright!
- That's right! - That's right!
- I think they've worked pretty hard. - Yes, yes.
Honestly, how did you two do?
- Hahahaha - Well, it's hard to say that we were able to have a discussion like that.
- A discussion... - Right?
- We were able to have a discussion like that... - I see!
And the correct video was this!
- Huh? - Huh?!
- It's bigger than I thought! - It's bigger than I thought!
- Oh, wow!
- And a pipe chair is lying around! - It's bigger than I thought!
- At the center of that is... Oh! - It's pretty...
- A caster attached!
- A pipe chair is lying around! - What's going to happen? What's going to happen? Oh!
Use your right leg to bend forward, then rotate on your back leg.
You can do that, too? You can do that, too?
Oh no! You're lying on your side!
You're sitting on a pipe chair! A upside-down pipe chair!
Yay!
Upside-down pipe chair! You normally sit upside- down!
You sit upside-down and go "What?!"!
I've seen that before!
- What?! - I wanna go again!
- What?! - Jump!
Going last is crazy!
I see! That's how you jump!
- That's how you do it! - You said it pretty early on!
You said you sit on a bench next to you.
- Yeah. - That's true.
- You normally sit sideways. - Yeah, that's true.
I can't tell you that.
You're just Hara-nishi-san, Hara-nishi-san only!
I know which Hara-nishi-san you are!
- I know which Hara-nishi-san you are! - I know which Hara-nishi-san you are!
- I'll announce the results! - Okay!
Um, the matching rate...
65.0000!
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's pretty fast! - That's pretty crazy!
Um, here...
Pro rugby players have an overwhelming advantage,
but if it was just a video of people getting beat up,
- Yumemaru would win. - I see.
- No, that's not possible. - Not at all.
- It's after Tetsuya came in. - Yeah.
- Okay, here we go! - Okay!
Here are the reversals!
Um, Tetsuya jumps here,
and then Shibayu comes out of under there!
And then!
Squirrel's bad!
And then Shibayu does this!
And then! Um...
Um... Tetsuya does the reverse!
Um...
Hitting the snare!
And!
Tetsuya kicks it back and forth!
And! And then!
Shibayu does "it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
Um...
Thomas is doing it! And, Kyousei follows him!
But, just like a horse, oh, this goal tape!
Goal tapeild, stand which way? Tetsuya wins!
However, since he morphed into Humpty Dumpty, Shibayu returns to this VR.
Then, cut, cut, cut! What, tis, commas are advanced and then!
And a UFO came out of it!
A UFO came out of it!
And the UFO won!
Isn't it great?
Yes!
You used a UFO, didn't you?
Yes, I did!
I was wondering which UFO was it.
But you didn't use it, either.
Let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
Egetsuya jumped here.
And a UFO came out of it!
And...
Wait wait wait!
And...
Um...
And Petra do this...
Um...
Petra hit Petra's hands...
lol
And then Petra kicked Petra's head...
Then Petra kicked Petra's head...
And Petra rushed to him.
And they did it like that!
What is this?
Three people will appear.
What is this?
This is a VR.
Cut! Cut! Cut!
What is this?
UFO won.
You said it unexpectedly.
I said it a lot.
The result is...
65.0000.
I see.
The winner of this competition is...
Nuno Rugby!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
Good job.
Mr. Yumemaru were as good as you.
But the first half lost a little.
He played very well in the first half.
But our imagination was much greater than his ability.
Our imagination was much greater than his ability.
Yes, it was great.
Mr. Yumemaru, please say something to the future of today.
I'll be drunk next year.
Thank you very much!
See you next year!
Goodbye!